What's in the Bag? Typically Republican

Here’s the scenario: F.D.R. passes Social Security, and L.B.J. passes Medicare. Now the Democrats and the Obama administration want to pass a Comprehensive Health Care bill to cover all Americans. All of which were Democratic legislation.

The Republicans are willing to do anything to defeat the proposed health care bill. One Republican Senator said that they must do everything to defeat this bill. “It will be Obamas' Waterloo.” It would seem that the Republicans are more interested in themselves and their party politics than the American public. If a health care bill should pass, it would make the Republicans look inept when it comes to their party passing any major social legislation to benefit the American people.

Enter Sarah Palin, perhaps the biggest mistake John McCain ever made in his life. Ms. Palin says, “If the bill should pass, half of her family would have to face death panels.” I have two words that Ms. Palin might understand, “Moose Turds!” There is nothing in any of the proposed bills that state that at all.

Some of the Republicans that oppose any health care bill voted for the Patriot Act. The Patriot Act was a bill that would allow the government to spy on almost any American and take away your right to privacy... in the name of national security, of course. Ben Franklin once said, “Those who would sacrifice liberties for security deserve neither.” I think that old Ben would have made a good Democrat. Is it that Republicans who don’t want what they call “socialized medicine,” prefer, “Big Brotherism?”

Then there is the elderly woman who went to a Democratic town hall meeting in South Carolina and said, “I don’t want the government to come between me and my Medicare.” This woman must be in the early stages of senility. Where does she think that Medicare comes from?... a gift from God?

Do the Republicans who opposed Medicare when L.B.J. pushed it through, and who have tried to make cuts in Medicare in the years since, believe that a new health care bill will mean cuts in Medicare? And they want to protect it? Are they going to be the champions of Medicare?

Two faced? Hypocritical? When they talk, which side of their mouths do you listen to? That is unclear and it is getting more confusing as the debate continues.

Republicans only seem to be concerned with saving their shrinking base, Senate seats, and House seats. They will slander, lie, and put out dis-information to promote their partisan politics.

Don’t ask me what bi-partisan politics mean. It sounds like a gay thing to me. Does it really exist? I would love to hear someone in Washington D.C give me a realistic definition of it. — Charles Sack

What's In The Bag? I Got Nuttin'

This was a lot easier to do when G.W. Bush was the President. All G.W. had to do was open his mouth, and hey, I got a story. It was at least good enough for this self-centered, snooty, left wing hippie to grab onto.

Now we've got Obama. He is too articulate! We have to wait for someone in his cabinet or administration to blow it.

This doesn't work! You need the Head of State to be the biggest buffoon to give us political satirists reasonable, funny, and practical stupidity to write about. And, I actually believed that Obama was going to save my job. So, I thought about writing advertising copy... but, I ran into a road block. I could not understand the concept of, "The more you spend, the more you save." Isn't that what Wall Street and the Mortgage Banks were trying to tell us before this huge financial mess happened?

So, now no one has any money. However, our government tells us that there is no problem. We will just call Beijing, and sell a little more of the U.S. to China. How much of America is now owned by the Chinese? (This is scary, I almost feel like a Republican now.)

I am having conflicting issues now. I need someone to do something of obvious ignorance or blatant stupidity to inspire me . You've never let me down before, so don't stop now. I am sure that you have it in you. So, as you can see, "I got nuttin'!" I tossed my bucket into the well and look what I got. --Charles Sack

What's In The Bag? Observations - Pigs Can Fly!

Have you ever noticed that when you are talking to someone about a series of unlikely events and the possible outcomes, that person then says, "Yeah, When pigs can fly!" Have you noticed what has been happening lately? I believe that pigs can now fly!

I used to write for a newspaper. If I had told anyone that newspapers across the country would go bankrupt and out of business a year ago, they would have said, "When pigs can fly!" Guess what? I would now tell that person to look out for hovering hogs and do not assume that the shadow above you is a cloud.

The best evidence that I have came from Afghanistan. Pork products are illegal there, so they only have one pig. It was in the Kabul Zoo. However, they became so concerned about the swine flu that they quarantined the pig. It didn't have any other pigs to catch anything from. And our government wants us to believe that the Afghanis are capable of self government?

At any rate, it was last reported that the pig had escaped and could be seen flying North out of Kabul. It is believed that the pig was heading to Russia. I guess that's the good news for the pig. but, I do not believe that anyone told the pig that the Russians eat pork. It should have headed West and tried to make Israel. It would have been safe there.

Then, there is the story of a pig that could fly, but didn't. Bernie Madoff knew that the Feds were closing in. His ponzi scheme had collapsed like a flimsy house of cards. He could have gone to Jamaica, Switzerland, or Iceland... but he didn't. Did Bernie think that he was too old or too rich for the Feds to bother with him. Hey, if the Feds want you, you're history. Look at what they did to the Governor of Illinois. Bernie was a bigger crook than the Governor.

That just proves my point even more. When a regular guy can be a bigger crook than a politician, you know... "Pigs Can Fly!"

Watch for soaring swine.

-- Charles Sack

What's in the Bag? -- Charles Sack

Dear Mr. President,

I for one enjoy the fact that you are making a concentrated effort to quickly meet as many of the world's leaders as soon as possible. After eight years, America's image needs to be re-shaped. And, I believe that you are doing a great job. However, I have heard that there have been some problems with protocol. I would like to discuss some of these with you.

This last week there has been a lot of buzz on the news about you shaking hands with Hugo Chavez. I don't know what all the talk is about. I am amazed that you didn't slap him silly right there on the spot. I thought you showed good diplomacy and protocol right there.

However, the First Lady giving the Queen of England a hug on their initial visit might have crossed the line. Protocol dictates that you do not touch the Queen unless she offers her hand for you to shake. And... you never turn your back on the Queen, lest you want to be be-headed! But, a Palace insider said that the Queen didn't mind, and said in her proper English voice, "Oh, it was just fine..." That's just the kind of lady she is. And... the English wonder why we wanted independence.

In the future though, I have come across some tips that you may want to pay attention to:

If you ever meet Kim Jung Il, that guy in North Korea, I do not recommend "High Five-ing" with him. That sawed-off little shrimp couldn't slap your up-raised hand even if he could jump like a kangaroo.

Also, I have heard that it is not a good idea to "Chest Bump" the Pope on you first visit. Wait until your second or third visit, when the two of you are more familiar.

If you get a chance to meet Iran's President, Mr. Imadidn'tdothejob, never get up from the table after an important meeting and say, "Shalom." I don't think that Imadidn'tdothejob would appreciate that.

Just some suggestions... I hope that they will be helpful to you. I believe that you are doing the best that you can, given the #*)%&#* with which you were encumbered. My best to you and the lovely First Lady.

Your Supporter, --Charles Sack

The First 100 Days

Here we are, 100 days into the Barack Hussein Obama Community Organizer government. How's it going? Well, take a look at these achievements:

http://www.newsmax.com/gaffes/index.html

Not much has been accomplished except for nationalizing the banks, automobile companies and the nation's largest insurance company. (Sure looks like Socialism to me). And, of course, Obama has arranged the spending of Trillions of dollars that we must borrow from someone.

Have you noticed the strange affected style of speech that Obama uses? The emphasis goes up at the end of one sentence, and then down at the next. It sounds like a freshman in debate class practicing for a speech. It does not sound natural. This is not the way a normal person makes declarative sentences. It reminds me of a big-shot boy scout leader talking to a group of 12-year-olds. Also, have you noticed that whenever he speaks he has a goofy grin on his face and looks like he is about to laugh or chuckle, even when he is talking about very serious, somber, and difficult subjects. It reminds me of some goofy "Good Time Charlie" trying to persuade me to do something that we both know is wrong.

This morning I just finished watching Obama speak on TV about the Chrysler bankruptcy. He was constantly turning to the far left and then the far right... back-and-forth, and back-and-forth. Why? because he was reading from the two tele-prompters!. Jeez! The guy can't make a five minute anouncement without the two tele-prompters? I guess so, because when he speaks without them he appears to be muddled and saying uh, uh, uh, ... A great communicator? I don't think so.

So, it's time to hope for the best.. but plan for the worst!
--Will Murray

Hang on... it's going to be a rough ride!

Yesterday, (Sunday, March 22nd), I watched Mr. Obama being interviewed by Steve Croft on “60 Minutes.” It was scary. Here was a person who claims to be President of the United States, with a silly grin on his face, giggling about the people not wanting to put their tax money into the banks or automobile company bail-outs. It leaves me wondering if he is simply ignorant, or mentally unfit for the job. This is no laughing matter!

I did graduate from college with high honors with a major in economics... plus two years of graduate school. I’m no expert, but I do know something about economics. Our President appears to be either an ignoramus or a fool. Take your pick. What in the hell is this?... flying around the country to yuck it up with Jay Leno on the Tonight show and clowning around on 60 Minutes? Meanwhile, our economy is going to hell in a hand basket.

Most of my adult life I have earned my living in outside sales and marketing. My experience through the years has, I think, taught me how to spot a con-man. Barack Hussein Obama may be an intelligent guy, but he is sadly lacking in both the knowledge and the experience to know what the hell he is doing. One characteristic of the con-artist is that when they really do not know what they are talking about, (or when they are lying), they still speak with smug and almost god-like certainty! When they tell you that they are “supremely confident,” you can be sure that it is a con job.

— Will Murray

Barack Obama in the White House

Here we are. 2009 and BO is in the white house... err.. make that black house. But, since BO is in his own words, a mixed breed "mutt" perhaps the gray house would be more fitting. He was spawned by a nitwit female teenager and an African bigamist. Then he was adopted and changed his name while living as a citizen of Indonesia. Clearly, he is our first "affirmative action" President. If he were white with an identical resume, he would have been hooted off of the stage. Geraldine Ferraro was entirely correct about this.

Seriously, here we have a corrupt, lying, flaming lefty who has accomplished nothing of note, other than writing two fiction books which were supposedly biographic. He has never led a boy scout troop, let alone any military group. He has yet to post a birth certificate that is not fraudulent, yet there is solid evidence that he is not a natural born citizen of the United States of America. His law school expenses were paid for by Saudis. He was assisted in the purchase of his home by a convicted felon. His pastor of some twenty years is racist maniac. Yet, he truly believes that he is the "chosen one." This has got to be a clear-cut case of megalomania.

God help us.

Pray.