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What's in the Bag? Typically Republican

2009-09-10T20:57:00.000-07:00

Here’s the scenario: F.D.R. passes Social Security, and L.B.J. passes Medicare. Now the Democrats and the Obama administration want to pass a Comprehensive Health Care bill to cover all Americans. All of which were Democratic legislation.

The Republicans are willing to do anything to defeat the proposed health care bill. One Republican Senator said that they must do everything to defeat this bill. “It will be Obamas' Waterloo.” It would seem that the Republicans are more interested in themselves and their party politics than the American public. If a health care bill should pass, it would make the Republicans look inept when it comes to their party passing any major social legislation to benefit the American people.

Enter Sarah Palin, perhaps the biggest mistake John McCain ever made in his life. Ms. Palin says, “If the bill should pass, half of her family would have to face death panels.” I have two words that Ms. Palin might understand, “Moose Turds!” There is nothing in any of the proposed bills that state that at all.

Some of the Republicans that oppose any health care bill voted for the Patriot Act. The Patriot Act was a bill that would allow the government to spy on almost any American and take away your right to privacy... in the name of national security, of course. Ben Franklin once said, “Those who would sacrifice liberties for security deserve neither.” I think that old Ben would have made a good Democrat. Is it that Republicans who don’t want what they call “socialized medicine,” prefer, “Big Brotherism?”

Then there is the elderly woman who went to a Democratic town hall meeting in South Carolina and said, “I don’t want the government to come between me and my Medicare.” This woman must be in the early stages of senility. Where does she think that Medicare comes from?... a gift from God?

Do the Republicans who opposed Medicare when L.B.J. pushed it through, and who have tried to make cuts in Medicare in the years since, believe that a new health care bill will mean cuts in Medicare? And they want to protect it? Are they going to be the champions of Medicare?

Two faced? Hypocritical? When they talk, which side of their mouths do you listen to? That is unclear and it is getting more confusing as the debate continues.

Republicans only seem to be concerned with saving their shrinking base, Senate seats, and House seats. They will slander, lie, and put out dis-information to promote their partisan politics.

Don’t ask me what bi-partisan politics mean. It sounds like a gay thing to me. Does it really exist? I would love to hear someone in Washington D.C give me a realistic definition of it. — Charles Sack

What's In The Bag? I Got Nuttin'

2009-06-14T14:42:00.000-07:00

This was a lot easier to do when G.W. Bush was the President. All G.W. had to do was open his mouth, and hey, I got a story. It was at least good enough for this self-centered, snooty, left wing hippie to grab onto.

Now we've got Obama. He is too articulate! We have to wait for someone in his cabinet or administration to blow it.

This doesn't work! You need the Head of State to be the biggest buffoon to give us political satirists reasonable, funny, and practical stupidity to write about. And, I actually believed that Obama was going to save my job. So, I thought about writing advertising copy... but, I ran into a road block. I could not understand the concept of, "The more you spend, the more you save." Isn't that what Wall Street and the Mortgage Banks were trying to tell us before this huge financial mess happened?

So, now no one has any money. However, our government tells us that there is no problem. We will just call Beijing, and sell a little more of the U.S. to China. How much of America is now owned by the Chinese? (This is scary, I almost feel like a Republican now.)

I am having conflicting issues now. I need someone to do something of obvious ignorance or blatant stupidity to inspire me . You've never let me down before, so don't stop now. I am sure that you have it in you. So, as you can see, "I got nuttin'!" I tossed my bucket into the well and look what I got. --Charles Sack

What's In The Bag? Observations - Pigs Can Fly!

2009-05-27T19:36:00.000-07:00

Have you ever noticed that when you are talking to someone about a series of unlikely events and the possible outcomes, that person then says, "Yeah, When pigs can fly!" Have you noticed what has been happening lately? I believe that pigs can now fly!

I used to write for a newspaper. If I had told anyone that newspapers across the country would go bankrupt and out of business a year ago, they would have said, "When pigs can fly!" Guess what? I would now tell that person to look out for hovering hogs and do not assume that the shadow above you is a cloud.

The best evidence that I have came from Afghanistan. Pork products are illegal there, so they only have one pig. It was in the Kabul Zoo. However, they became so concerned about the swine flu that they quarantined the pig. It didn't have any other pigs to catch anything from. And our government wants us to believe that the Afghanis are capable of self government?

At any rate, it was last reported that the pig had escaped and could be seen flying North out of Kabul. It is believed that the pig was heading to Russia. I guess that's the good news for the pig. but, I do not believe that anyone told the pig that the Russians eat pork. It should have headed West and tried to make Israel. It would have been safe there.

Then, there is the story of a pig that could fly, but didn't. Bernie Madoff knew that the Feds were closing in. His ponzi scheme had collapsed like a flimsy house of cards. He could have gone to Jamaica, Switzerland, or Iceland... but he didn't. Did Bernie think that he was too old or too rich for the Feds to bother with him. Hey, if the Feds want you, you're history. Look at what they did to the Governor of Illinois. Bernie was a bigger crook than the Governor.

That just proves my point even more. When a regular guy can be a bigger crook than a politician, you know... "Pigs Can Fly!"

Watch for soaring swine.

-- Charles Sack

What's in the Bag? -- Charles Sack

2009-05-02T19:55:00.001-07:00

Dear Mr. President,

I for one enjoy the fact that you are making a concentrated effort to quickly meet as many of the world's leaders as soon as possible. After eight years, America's image needs to be re-shaped. And, I believe that you are doing a great job. However, I have heard that there have been some problems with protocol. I would like to discuss some of these with you.

This last week there has been a lot of buzz on the news about you shaking hands with Hugo Chavez. I don't know what all the talk is about. I am amazed that you didn't slap him silly right there on the spot. I thought you showed good diplomacy and protocol right there.

However, the First Lady giving the Queen of England a hug on their initial visit might have crossed the line. Protocol dictates that you do not touch the Queen unless she offers her hand for you to shake. And... you never turn your back on the Queen, lest you want to be be-headed! But, a Palace insider said that the Queen didn't mind, and said in her proper English voice, "Oh, it was just fine..." That's just the kind of lady she is. And... the English wonder why we wanted independence.

In the future though, I have come across some tips that you may want to pay attention to:

If you ever meet Kim Jung Il, that guy in North Korea, I do not recommend "High Five-ing" with him. That sawed-off little shrimp couldn't slap your up-raised hand even if he could jump like a kangaroo.

Also, I have heard that it is not a good idea to "Chest Bump" the Pope on you first visit. Wait until your second or third visit, when the two of you are more familiar.

If you get a chance to meet Iran's President, Mr. Imadidn'tdothejob, never get up from the table after an important meeting and say, "Shalom." I don't think that Imadidn'tdothejob would appreciate that.

Just some suggestions... I hope that they will be helpful to you. I believe that you are doing the best that you can, given the #*)%&#* with which you were encumbered. My best to you and the lovely First Lady.

Your Supporter, --Charles Sack

The First 100 Days

2009-04-29T20:39:00.000-07:00

Here we are, 100 days into the Barack Hussein Obama Community Organizer government. How's it going? Well, take a look at these achievements:

http://www.newsmax.com/gaffes/index.html

Not much has been accomplished except for nationalizing the banks, automobile companies and the nation's largest insurance company. (Sure looks like Socialism to me). And, of course, Obama has arranged the spending of Trillions of dollars that we must borrow from someone.

Have you noticed the strange affected style of speech that Obama uses? The emphasis goes up at the end of one sentence, and then down at the next. It sounds like a freshman in debate class practicing for a speech. It does not sound natural. This is not the way a normal person makes declarative sentences. It reminds me of a big-shot boy scout leader talking to a group of 12-year-olds. Also, have you noticed that whenever he speaks he has a goofy grin on his face and looks like he is about to laugh or chuckle, even when he is talking about very serious, somber, and difficult subjects. It reminds me of some goofy "Good Time Charlie" trying to persuade me to do something that we both know is wrong.

This morning I just finished watching Obama speak on TV about the Chrysler bankruptcy. He was constantly turning to the far left and then the far right... back-and-forth, and back-and-forth. Why? because he was reading from the two tele-prompters!. Jeez! The guy can't make a five minute anouncement without the two tele-prompters? I guess so, because when he speaks without them he appears to be muddled and saying uh, uh, uh, ... A great communicator? I don't think so.

So, it's time to hope for the best.. but plan for the worst!
--Will Murray

Hang on... it's going to be a rough ride!

2009-03-23T20:06:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, (Sunday, March 22nd), I watched Mr. Obama being interviewed by Steve Croft on “60 Minutes.” It was scary. Here was a person who claims to be President of the United States, with a silly grin on his face, giggling about the people not wanting to put their tax money into the banks or automobile company bail-outs. It leaves me wondering if he is simply ignorant, or mentally unfit for the job. This is no laughing matter!

I did graduate from college with high honors with a major in economics... plus two years of graduate school. I’m no expert, but I do know something about economics. Our President appears to be either an ignoramus or a fool. Take your pick. What in the hell is this?... flying around the country to yuck it up with Jay Leno on the Tonight show and clowning around on 60 Minutes? Meanwhile, our economy is going to hell in a hand basket.

Most of my adult life I have earned my living in outside sales and marketing. My experience through the years has, I think, taught me how to spot a con-man. Barack Hussein Obama may be an intelligent guy, but he is sadly lacking in both the knowledge and the experience to know what the hell he is doing. One characteristic of the con-artist is that when they really do not know what they are talking about, (or when they are lying), they still speak with smug and almost god-like certainty! When they tell you that they are “supremely confident,” you can be sure that it is a con job.

— Will Murray

Barack Obama in the White House

2009-01-18T18:06:00.000-08:00

Here we are. 2009 and BO is in the white house... err.. make that black house. But, since BO is in his own words, a mixed breed "mutt" perhaps the gray house would be more fitting. He was spawned by a nitwit female teenager and an African bigamist. Then he was adopted and changed his name while living as a citizen of Indonesia. Clearly, he is our first "affirmative action" President. If he were white with an identical resume, he would have been hooted off of the stage. Geraldine Ferraro was entirely correct about this.

Seriously, here we have a corrupt, lying, flaming lefty who has accomplished nothing of note, other than writing two fiction books which were supposedly biographic. He has never led a boy scout troop, let alone any military group. He has yet to post a birth certificate that is not fraudulent, yet there is solid evidence that he is not a natural born citizen of the United States of America. His law school expenses were paid for by Saudis. He was assisted in the purchase of his home by a convicted felon. His pastor of some twenty years is racist maniac. Yet, he truly believes that he is the "chosen one." This has got to be a clear-cut case of megalomania.

God help us.

Pray.

Obama for President... of Kenya

2008-09-25T22:17:00.000-07:00

Barack Obama for President? — You’ve got to be kidding.. If not, you are either seriously Ill-informed, or the type of true believer who would follow Jim Jones off to South America to drink the Kool-Aid. Let’s look at some facts:

Barack was spawned by a black Arab Communist citizen of Kenya who was already married to a black Kenyan woman, and a dizzy 17 year old atheist female who had decided that she would only date or copulate with black men.

Barack’s birth certificate is clearly a fraud. It is a falsified version of at 1961 Hawaiian birth certificate. Why? Could it be that his citizenship was questionable?

See: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iBgkDSw-wQ0

His father was a Muslim. He has a Muslim name, and he has a birth certificate in Kenya identifying him as a citizen of a Muslim tribe of Kenya.

From age 7 to 10 he lived with his wealthy Muslim step-father and mother in Indonesia. Here he attended a Catholic school where he was identified as Muslim, a citizen of Indonesia, and registered by a different name, Barry Soweto. Note that Indonesian law required that the mandatory religious instruction be in his registered faith.

He then returned to Hawaii where he was raised by his grandparents. And attended an elite private school.

Then he was off to the mainland where he attended an Ivy League college and then the Harvard Law School. This gets interesting because he claims to have just recently paid off his student loans, but there is no record on his tax returns of any student loans. Credible sources indicate that it was a wealthy Saudi citizen who bankrolled his Harvard Law School expenses. Saudi loans? Affirmative Action Selection?

See: http://www.newsmax.com/timmerman/obama_harvard_/2008/09/23/133199.html

While working as a “Community Organizer” he clearly was the disciple of Saul Alinksy.

He then hooks up with the corrupt Chicago political machine and launches his campaign from the home of William Ayers, one of the Weathermen bombers, and gets himself elected to the Illinois state legislature in and “uncontested” election.

Then he was on to the U.S. Senate in a cake-walk election that was no real contest.

Along the way, he rakes in well over a million dollars by writing a couple of autobiographical books that were written more as fiction than biography. The claim to fame here revolves around his race, or blackness, not the story.

Of course, he becomes a twenty year member of a racist hate-speech church, with a clearly hateful if not deranged pastor who becomes his “spiritual mentor,” and “like a uncle” to him. Note: Birds of a feather flock together.

He develops a pompous speaking style of oratory that has the sound and feel of a black “reverend” working the crowd of “amen brother” believers. This works well at the Democratic Convention in 2004. The loony left liberals are just aching to see a black guy up there because it is proof to them that they are free from their race guilt.

So, here we are with a really unaccomplished and inexperience far left liberal loon who has been overcome with delusions of grandeur, running for President of the United States.

UNBELIEVEABLE! But true…

Who is Barack Obama?

2008-08-10T15:20:00.000-07:00

Who is Barack Obama? It might be a good idea to find out before the election even if you are not the sort of person who would fall for a pleading email from a long lost relative in Nigeria who wants to send you money.

Here's a good idea:
Go to www.amazon.com and order one or both of the books shown in the photo:

The Obama Nation
by Jerome R. Corsi, Ph.D.
and
The Case Against Barack Obama,
The Unlikely Rise and Unexamined Agenda of the Media's Favorite Candidate,
by David Freddoso.

Unless you have read these books you most likely have an image of Barack Obama that was crafted by himself, and remains largely unexamined by the press and the media.

Seriously... you had best find out who this guy really is, or you may be wishing later that you had!

Articulate?

2008-07-27T19:07:00.000-07:00

Not so long ago Senator Biden characterized Barack Obama as, “Articulate.” He thought that he was making a positive statement, for an African-American. The Obama supporters of course took it as an insult.

For the past several months, I too , have thought of Obama as “Articulate.” But after having just finished watching the interviews of Obama by Brian Williams and Charlie Gibson on C-Span, I’m going to change my mind.

The news anchors were interviewing Obama in Israel and Germany during the course of his overseas campaign trip. I think that the program went on for about an hour. Frankly, I was astonished at how un-articulately Obama spoke. It seemed like he was using extreme care in choosing his words in an attempt to not screw-up. There was an “uh,” almost every two or three words. No sentence was without one, when he spoke in complete sentences.

If you have ever attended the Toastmasters Club, they ding a bell every time you use an “uh.” Hey, this speech would not have made it past a high school debate coach. It was embarrassing to watch!

Another strange Obama speech pattern emerged. Throughout the entire interview Obama used the non-word, “tuh,” instead of “to.” But we also heard, “gonna,” in place of “going to.”

Have you noticed that Obama speaks in very short choppy sentences, and without exception he ends his sentences with an up-tone and extra emphasis. It does not sound natural. I associate this speech pattern with southern evangelical ministers working an altar call! He sounds just like a twenty year old Scoutmaster speaking down to the boys. He pauses at the end of his sentences, and peers down his uplifted nose for emphasis. This is scary! It’s a style of speaking that just reeks of superiority if not megalomania.

meg-a-lo-ma-ni-a
[meg-uh-loh-mey-nee-uh]

1. Psychiatry a symptom of mental illness marked by delusions of greatness, wealth, etc.
2. an obsession with doing extravagant or grand things.

Have you wondered what would cause him to believe that he is “the one,” to lead this nation, if not the free world? Seriously… here’s an Affirmative Action guy that got through law school... Bright, but thinks that there are 57 states in the US… his greatest accomplishment was working as a “community organizer’ in South Chicago, (whatever that is)… worked as a lawyer but never argued a case in front of a judge or jury… but did tap into the corrupt Chicago political scene… found the right cronies to get himself elected to the state legislature… then a Junior Senator in Washington DC where he has accomplished nothing of significance, yet he is self-selected as the “Chosen One” to lead the world… Sure sounds like megalomania to me!
(Note: I have been trained in psychiatric social work)

Another aspect of the Obama interviews was troubling. He sounds almost exactly like Jimmy Carter in his waffling statements about war and the military. I have a family member who spent several years in the U.S. Embassy in Tehran, Iran before the Ayatollah took the U.S. embassy people hostage. Jimmy Carter, being the peace-nik that he is, just couldn’t find the guts to do anything except wring his hands and babble.

What military experience has Obama had? None, that I know of. Hey, I hate to say it, but the guy is a WIMP.
(Def: a weak, cowardly, or ineffectual person)

Mark my words, if Obama is elected President, he will be sending Jimmy Carter to negotiate with Hezbollah and Hamas! God help us all.

Is this Racist?

2008-07-27T13:29:00.000-07:00

Would you consider me to be racist if for the past twenty years I was a member of a church that subscribed to the following?

Commitment to God
Commitment to the White Community
Commitment to the White Family
Dedication to the Pursuit of Education
Dedication to the Pursuit of Excellence
Adherence to the White Work Ethic
Commitment to Self-Discipline and Self-Respect
Disavowal of the Pursuit of “Middleclassness”
Pledge to make the fruits of all developing and acquired skills available to the White Community
Pledge to Allocate Regularly, a Portion of Personal Resources for Strengthening and Supporting White Institutions
Pledge allegiance to all White leadership who espouse and embrace the White Value System
Personal commitment to embracement of the White Value System.

Replace the word, “white,” where it appears above with the word, “black,” and you have the points subscribed to by Barack Obama’s home church for the past twenty years… The Trinity United Church of Christ.

So, I ask you, Is Barack Obama a racist?

I think that the answer is clearly… YES!

Yes… it’s Barack Hussein Obama, the affirmative action candidate for President of the United States.

Hey, Never mind that his resume is so thin that it contains almost nothing as to accomplishment or experience. We have got to have a black face in there to prove that we are not racists, and so that our country can proudly proclaim the “rich cultural heritage” of the Africans and celebrate the “diversity” of this country.

Yeah... Right!

Obama the Messiah

2008-07-23T20:14:00.000-07:00

My educational experience includes both college and graduate school in economics and business. For some twenty five years during my adult life I earned my living in outside sales and sales management. I have been employed in this capacity in small family owned businesses and I have worked for fortune 500 corporations. I have attended numerous sales management and marketing courses. The point is that I know something about what it takes to be successful in this work.

Barack Hussein Obama has all of the qualities that make a top producing salesman. In addition to this, he has the personal charisma that would make a great evangelistic preacher. No question that he could work the crowd and, "bring people to Jesus." I am sure that he could pull in huge sums of money and build an enormous following.

My experience has been that the person who can do this tends to drift toward megalomania. They begin to believe their own power to be divinely inspired, and since they see themselves as infallible, they slide into alcoholism, sexual promiscuity, gambling, or some other vice.

So, the question is, "What does Obama bring to the office of President of the United States other than great salesmanship and preaching? The answer is: Almost Nothing!

In the July 23rd edition of American Thinker, the author said it best:

"He presents as a fairly nice-looking guy with a slightly dorky quality (I think it's the Bing Crosby ears); who is a smooth, albeit soporific, speaker; who boasts an Ivy League background sullied by the suspicion that he benefited as much from affirmative action as from his own virtues; and who demonstrates a sound grasp of shady Chicago style politics, including, during a remarkably short and generally undistinguished career, some pretty vicious and opportunistic conduct. I am talking, of course, about Barack Obama, a man who has shot from relative obscurity to the forefront of American politics."

Follow this link if you want to read the complete article.

Save the Environment! -- Commit Suicide

2008-07-07T21:21:00.000-07:00

It’s True! If we would all just do ourselves in, we would end the pollution of the environment caused by the human race. Simple, isn’t it? Yes, and absurd too. No… I plan to continue exhaling carbon dioxide into the air just as long as I can.

For the past several years I have observed more and more folks that I know converting to a strange new secular religion of environmental wackos. Their thinking tends toward “faith-based” ideas that cannot be backed up by settled scientific fact. It has become an obsession with them. They know that they are right, and any non-believers who do not subscribe to their environmental doctrine are the evildoers that need to be struck down and forcibly required to convert to their zealous beliefs.

It’s thanks to the environmental crazies that:
1. We can’t drill for oil in Anwar because it might despoil .00001% of the dark, flat, frozen tundra of the area.
2. We can’t drill for our offshore oil. (But the Chinese can, and are!)
3. We can’t build any new nuclear, or coal fired power plants.
4. We can’t build any new oil refineries.

But we can pay $4.40 a gallon for gasoline. And the folks like Obama think that this is great, because it will force us to eat less, travel less, convert to walking and bicycling… and moving into a small flat in a high-rise concrete tower near work. (Just like Siberia, isn’t it?)

Listen carefully to what they say, and you will discover that if you take this reasoning to it’s logical conclusion, we will need to have serious land reform. Yes, we will need to get those rich Palouse farmers off of their land and replace them with subsistence farmers on ten acre plots growing their own organic fruits and vegetables. I tell you, they envision an agrarian self-sustaining utopia! Of course, you will have to give up eating meat, and any other luxury, the production of which is despoiling the environment.

Try, if you must, but I think that you will find that these folks are so firm in their faith that no attempt to reason with them will succeed.

Barak Hussein Obama is to the wacko environmentalists what Billy Graham is to the bible-thumping right-wing religious crazies. Both say nothing, but make an emotional appeal to “believe!”

But when you consider that Obama was three months in the womb before his mother married, it must have been a virgin birth. So, there you have it… Obama is the Messiah, come to save us from our foolish selves.

NObama

2008-06-24T21:22:00.000-07:00

Why do I not want Barack Hussein Obama in the White House?

1. He’s an “empty suit.” When you look closely, there’s nothing there! No new ideas, no well considered and thought out plans for improvement… just generalities and platitudes. It sounds good, but when you think about it, there was no content. George W. Bush is somewhat inarticulate and stumbling in his speaking, but by God he says what he thinks and means what he says. Whether you like it or not, you can believe him. Obama comes off like an accomplished high-school debate student who will tell you whatever he thinks will win the debate… but not what he really believes. If you value style over substance, Obama’s your man… but not mine.

2. I don’t like his looks. The race factor doesn’t matter. Whether he is black, white, brown, red, yellow… so what? But, that triangular shaped face with the Mickey Mouse ears and the big teethe pretentious grin… he looks just like Alfred E. Neuman from Madd Magazine! Worse, he likes to end his sentences with his nose in the air and that imperious sense of certainty that gives me the same gag response that I get listening to a zealot preacher telling me what God thinks, (as if he knew.) And I don’t like a speaker jabbing their left hand in the air as they speak. Yeah, lefties bother me. Also, what's with this Obama applauding himself when the crowd applauds? That's just weird!

3. I don’t trust him.
Seriously, would you trust this guy with a Power of Attorney to handle your financial and health care decisions? I sure as hell would not. Do you really believe that the “Reverend” Wright was like family to him for twenty years, but Obama didn’t know what kind of guy the Rev was? Really?
Sure, Obama is a charismatic sort of speaker that could cause some followers to sell everything that they own and follow him into the jungle and drink the Kool-Aide. Not me.

4. Obama lacks the accomplishment and experience that leads to the wisdom required for leading the United States, if not the free-world.

Geraldine Ferraro was correct when she said,

"If Obama was a white man, he would not be in this position. And if he was a woman he would not be in this position. He happens to be very lucky to be who he is. And the country is caught up in the concept."

Do you think that Obama would have gotten the $40,000 to write about his law school experience, or the Million Dollar advance for his book when he was elected Senator if he was a white guy? Of course not! This is not being racist. This is just stating facts. By the way, is Obama black? Well, no. Is he white? Well, not that either… he is multi-racial. If you want to call him black, you must subscribe to the “single drop” idea that any amount of black blood makes you “African-American.” Bullshit. You could just as accurately refer to him as being white. That’s the reason that Obama really, really needed the “street cred” of that goofy black church of his.

So, look at the close associates and “like family” friends of Obama.
Make a list of the great accomplishments that Obama has brought to his candidacy. Once you have done this, you may become a little frightened.

Too bad that Hillary didn’t make the cut because she has a better set of balls than Obama. I would have voted for Hillary for one reason – Health Care.

OK, OK, by now you probably have figured out that my views are more Republican or Libertarian than Democrat. The big problem is that Senator McCain, if elected will make a hash of things about equal to Obama, except for the war. So, what to do. OK, OK, I might vote for Obama, for one reason only: Obama is sure to screw things up royally, but at least the Democrats would have to take responsibility for it.
– Will Murray